why fast food is like casual sex

first of all, it's a lot more enticing when you're younger.

then, as you get older, every time you have it, it's less and less what you remember it being like when you were younger. and whatever motivation you might have to seek it out at all is colored by some memory you have of it being better than it actually is. and, if you're hungry/horny, it's all good while you're in the middle of it...but once you're done and you clean up the mess, you're already starting to feel bad about having done it in the first place...and half an hour later, you've got a rock in your gut, and you wonder what the hell made you think this was a good idea.

and the more of it you indulge in, the greater risk to your health.


(these are the things you think about when you're driving home at 1am and every fucking radio station within a gajillion mile radius sucks so bad that you can't stand to listen to another minute of any of them)


i'm gonna go to sleep now.