the boston red sox are still a bunch of knobgobblers

i know, i know.


i stand by my position. the red sox have got to be the most unprofessional, most egotistical, least talented group of ballplayers ever assembled in one dugout. why, did you see manny ramirez slap the ball out of tony clarks' hand while he was running to first late in the game? what kind of asshole does something like that?

i'm so glad i've fallen off the red sox bandwagon. i can hardly stand to be in the same room with the TV when those bums are on.


losers. every last one of 'em.


and yeah, i most certainly was watching the same game you were...and i'll continue to beat the red sox suck ass bandwagon until at least this time tomorrow...because, baseball being the superstitious sport that it is, i see a chilling coincidence between the fact that they only pulled their heads out of their asses and started playing at right about the time i finished my swearing off article and posted it on my blog.

so if you need me, i'll be standing next to the bandwagon, swearing to no one in particular in much the same manner as i have. i hope you'll understand.