todays' lesson learned

now playing: the daily show with jon stewart


the lesson i've learned today is:


when you buy your daughter an eighty dollar cell phone and spend a year simultaneously buying her minutes for it while watching her dribble it like a basketball down the sidewalk because she's too fuckin' cool to wear pants with pockets in them...

don't

don't

don't

don't

DON'T....


...go out the following christmas and buy her a phone worth three times the value of the one she's systematically destroyed over the course of the past year.

result? dropped in the street and lost not even two months after getting it.

i don't think i'm gonna feel better until someone kicks me in the nuts and calls me a stupid motherfucker.

really, what the fuck was i thinking?


angry? me?


nooooooooooooooo......