suburban dwelling, part one

now playing: john madden and...that other guy



how to tell that you've moved to the suburbs, item #4589-a:


the song blasting from the car stereo that passes you as you're arriving home from work at 9:15pm isn't the latest spanish reggae smash, or the new dance mix by dj arson, or any of the myriad macarena soundalikes that crawl the streets over the bridge and far away...

no - instead, it's "hello" by lionel richie.


sometimes, truth really is stranger than fiction.